Recently was talking with two of my girls and got absolutely fed up with someone. We thought about it and decided to find the person, unfortunately this particular individual cannot be found or spoken to in person, so we decided to confront they publicly and we hope the message is received and understood.
You would notice that I wrote they and not them because this person cannot be classified as male or female, because we understand that they can be either or both or even more than one person at any point in time. I am talking about THE INVISIBLE THEY. Really since my girls and I cannot express our frustrations to They directly then we’ll just tell you about shim (a cross between she and him).
I personally think They has the sharpest and most flippant mouth in the world. Anh anh! They would say nice things about you and in a split second say the worst things about you. They said a certain lady was not married because she had lived a wayward life when she was younger and if you just wait a few days, shim would tell you that the lady actually got engaged but didn’t get married because the man died before they could. By next month, They would say the lady actually got married and was divorced because she kept aborting all her pregnancies.
Which brings me to the fact that They is as inconsistent as, well as power where I come from. They could like you now and hate you all at the same time. Very confused right?
They is never able to make up shim’s mind at any point in time. This turns out to be frustrating for those of us that end up hearing or having to listen to what They said.
And you won’t believe how powerful they is. They can be the person who decides whether or not you get to be the class president or whether you win the beauty pageant. Yes I know there are class mates and judges involved, but don’t we always say ‘They didn’t vote for me’ or ‘They didn’t think I was good enough to win’?
We, my girls and I, honestly believe that They above all, is a coward. You don’t agree with us? Then tell me why is They faceless? Why can shim never show shim-self in public or come and tell you stuff in person?
In the midst of all this, isn’t it funny that even though we know how unreliable They is, we still listen to and actually do what They says or said or will say? Imagine if my Mum came and said ‘They said you are not my daughter even though you look like me and I am sure I gave birth to you. I was there. But since They said it, then you are not my daughter’. How about if you came back from work and your wife throws a fit and when you finally find out why she’s upset you find out that ‘They said you lost your job’ even when you are a partner at the firm with controlling shares.
Like one of my girls would say ‘Ewo ewo’. This is just really ridiculous. Me I’m not listening to They again o. They is on shim’s own along with whoever is listening to and living by what They says.
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